Ok so I had noooo idea that Greed was gonna become relevant again the first time I watched the Dublith eps. First seeing him, I was immediately just "oh my god...he's so hot..why did they make him so hot." bc....no he's gonna die, I can't become obsessed with a minor bad guy from the early eps. I was so sad!!!! It's funny bc at first I was kinda leaning more towards shipping myself with Envy and Roy!! I even have a prototype chimera self insert for Roy purposes.

I have a soft spot towards characters that are jerks with a heart of gold and/or really possessive in general ummfhdhfhdb. Then I saw Ling and REALLY thought he was cute. It's kinda at this point that my partner brought up Greedling to me. (I'm actually somehow able to have avoided fma related spoilers my entire life??? Bc of how adverse I was to the series the entire time lmao)
It was Over bro. I knew I had to have Greed (+ Ling when available LOL).

I JUST LOVE HOW MUCH GREED CARES FOR HIS FRIENDS!! He has such a rough exterior but he's such a softy towards even a random kid who he kidnapped (Al + Greed thinking Ed was dead and apologizing for being rude.)
He's so cute...the kind of guy that secretly would love stuffed animals and cuteness in general even if he tries to undermine his outward reaction or acts gruff about it...Guhhh He's just so so cute I want to give him all of me I want him to own me.