M!A: Poriva! You are now trapped in a short virgin killer sweater dress. The dress is magical and will always keep you at a perfect comfortable temperature, is soft wool, and cannot get dirty. You cannot add pants or other accessories that touch the dress or they'll simply fall off, including pants. You are stuck in this dress without the ability to remove it for two days, but after that, it can be removed and put on at your leisure. While you can change the color of the dress at will, you cannot shapeshift it otherwise.