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i know that you're in a relationship with grice
Hello earthling I am an alien from another planet, at the present moment I have changed into this mobile phone, while u are looking at my face I am rubbing my testicles and making love to your fingers, don't say you are not enjoying it I can see you smiling
ah feel my passion feel my passion ahhh
Not really a sin but I was on my period in a bathroom and I didn't notice a sign that said "No flushing toilet paper or any other waste," and I used a crap ton of toilet paper bcuz it was like a fountain. It ended up clogging and it was a PUBLIC restroom and it overflowed, so it basically looked like a crime scene and everyone was concerned when I walked out 🙁
a while ago i'd squirm in bed, stretch and pull up my clothes to show my stomach acting like i was being dominated by a man (i read too much yaoi)
imagine everyone you admire and cherish have witnessed you get cancelled for something. what would you do in that situation?
what would you do if every yaoi panel/related thing on earth were to be banned and never seen again
if your hands disappear because someone wished for it to happen to you what would you do if they ended up being your lover and your stuck in some angsty yaoi manga and youre actually a pineapple
what would you do if you woke up as joe biden
If you had to choose between having a horse or having a donkey what would you choose 🐎
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