YOU ASK FOR IT. This going to be a long ass answer (I love explaining my hyperfixations.)

1. Okay, first. I LOVE Joseph Joestar since his young days to his retirement day. Something about him really makes me confident that he'll match my freak (he did match my freak.) Top 3 Joestar favourite of mine — definitely top 1.

2. Narancia Ghirga. Lil bro is being real cute and ironically funny, yet he ALWAYS care about his friends which I adore so much. The scene where (spoilers) and Narancia (spoilers) makes me feel things ... I love my little orange baby. :-)

3. Guido Mista. Y’ALL GOTTA KNOW I FW PISTOLS (Cowboy perks) and I gotta make Mista my top G. He's funny, a little bit gay but he got the spirit. A mother of my child (he'll soon get pregnant. Wish us luck. :-))

4. Weather Report. Y'all gotta STOP SLEEP ON HIM FR. Look at him, then look at me in the eyes — isn't he the coolest thing ever exist? I GOTTA MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN HIM.

5. Josuke Higashikata (Jojolion). GOTTA SAY SUMN ABOUT THE MAN HERE. Have you ever seen someone has one dick and four balls? THAT'S RIGHT, AN INSTANT FAVOURITE RIGHT THERE. Also, the stand is from Prince's song SO I GOTTA LOVE THE MAN. If you ever walk with me then I suddenly got missing, just yell "JOSUKE 8 IS THE SHITTIEST CHARACTER EVER." Then I'll be right behind you with a knife.

That's it for now — it'll got too long if I'll continue.