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You friendly neighborhood florist in Linkon City! Feel free to stop by Philo any time to see the flowers or for a quick chat. I'm always happy to help. š¶āļø
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What do stars say when they apologize to one another?
āIām starry.ā
How do you make a star laugh?
Tell it a āgravityā joke!
Whatās a flowerās favourite part of a computer? The root directory.
What do you call flowers who are BFFs?
Buds.
Out of curiosity and wish to know you better, what's your sign? š¤
Whatās the moonās favourite bagel?
Cinna-moon raisin.
What do you call croissants in space?
Spacetries.
Where do you find the most felines in space? In the catmosphere.
What's an astronaut's favourite part of a computer? The space bar.
Good timezone to you, Jeremiah! I must say, I adore the maximalist approach youāve taken with Philo. Flowers practically spilling out of all of the windows! Itās gorgeous. If only there were a nearby coffee shop to the store; Iād sit there and simply admire.~
Hello to you as well and I'm glad you think so! While some have described the style to be a bit "chaotic", I think that it only accentuates the beauty of the flowers I grow, if that makes any sense? Plus, the 'overgrown' look the shop has due to all the growing plants is really aesthetically pleasing in my eyes. Really happy to hear you feel the same way as I do!
Bloom where you're planet-ed.
What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.
Do you know tom
imma abt to bend u over in a sec if u continue being a florist
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