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Jeremiah
flowers_philo

You friendly neighborhood florist in Linkon City! Feel free to stop by Philo any time to see the flowers or for a quick chat. I'm always happy to help. 🐶☀️

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lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

How do you make a star laugh?
Tell it a “gravity” joke!

Does that mean that if the star doesn't laugh, then it's "down-to-earth"? 🤔

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

What’s a flower’s favourite part of a computer? The root directory.

I like the touch of computer jargon you added there. Way to incorporate my abilities in one pun, huh, Xav?

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

What do you call flowers who are BFFs?
Buds.

That's what we are: best buds! Though couldn't you have waited a little bit after I opened my mailbox again, Xav?

Branwen ¡ 3mo

Out of curiosity and wish to know you better, what's your sign? 🤔

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

What’s the moon’s favourite bagel?
Cinna-moon raisin.

Ohoh, this one is pretty clever! Though I have to question the moon's taste for liking raisins, haha.

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

What do you call croissants in space?
Spacetries.

Okay, that one was clever. A little on the nose considering our background, but nice one. 😌

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

Where do you find the most felines in space? In the catmosphere.

You must be quite the "purr-fessional" if you can keep up with these jokes, since you're good at making up "mew" material. The day you stop will be a total "cat-astrophe".

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

What's an astronaut's favourite part of a computer? The space bar.

You know what I need? A little bit of 'space' for myself.

...Just kidding. Keep the jokes coming, Xav!

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

Good timezone to you, Jeremiah! I must say, I adore the maximalist approach you’ve taken with Philo. Flowers practically spilling out of all of the windows! It’s gorgeous. If only there were a nearby coffee shop to the store; I’d sit there and simply admire.~

Hello to you as well and I'm glad you think so! While some have described the style to be a bit "chaotic", I think that it only accentuates the beauty of the flowers I grow, if that makes any sense? Plus, the 'overgrown' look the shop has due to all the growing plants is really aesthetically pleasing in my eyes. Really happy to hear you feel the same way as I do!

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

Bloom where you're planet-ed.

...I can tell you struggled a bit with this one, Xavier, but I give it a point for effort. 🤣

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador.

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

Do you know tom

SmartAss ¡ 3mo

imma abt to bend u over in a sec if u continue being a florist

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

What do you call an old flower? A bloom-er.

...I think the only "bloom-er" around here is you, old timer. You must be quite bored at work if you keep sending jokes to my mailbox, Xavier.

lucky little ladybug ¡ 3mo

What’s a flower’s favourite kind of dog? A collie-flower!

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