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winning an award in sentience is a totally normal and achievable goal
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hi gorb, this is super important and will determine the fate of the universe. i really need to tell you that
hi gorb ! i don't think i told you this but a few weeks back i actually had a dream that i got a 9-5 job that solely consisted of delicately handwashing and drying dusty/lightly soiled gorbs and jokorbs. i don't remember much else about the dream besides the fact that once your fabric got wet you'd become pancake'd for some reason, which was admittedly mildly distressing. also the scent of the soap i was using was pear caramel (from yves rocher i think), although i can't be certain if it's particularly good for your fabric. it's still a lovely scent and i highly recommend it. anyways, i just wanted to share that ! have a nice day ! 🫶
gorb what is your favorite flavor of bubble tea
i loaf u gorb. when college gets me down seeing any gorbbot tweet gets me going agains
gorb my love, this is a very important question: what color is ur jacket
may i offer you gorodoll via hotmail (twitter replies)
hello gorb. i hope you are doing well. how do I give you all my possessions as offerings
i am so powerful and also i’m better than maruki in every way (thinly veiled rage simmers beneath my skin)
i love you gorb dw that is pasta egg now i just changed the universe
you are an egg yolk, i would edit it but retrospring is (still) a loser and won’t let me send images
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