winning an award in sentience is a totally normal and achievable goal
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gorbling · 6mo
hi gorb, this is super important and will determine the fate of the universe. i really need to tell you that
gorbling · 6mo
hi gorb ! i don't think i told you this but a few weeks back i actually had a dream that i got a 9-5 job that solely consisted of delicately handwashing and drying dusty/lightly soiled gorbs and jokorbs. i don't remember much else about the dream besides the fact that once your fabric got wet you'd become pancake'd for some reason, which was admittedly mildly distressing. also the scent of the soap i was using was pear caramel (from yves rocher i think), although i can't be certain if it's particularly good for your fabric. it's still a lovely scent and i highly recommend it. anyways, i just wanted to share that ! have a nice day ! 🫶
gorbling · 7mo
gorb what is your favorite flavor of bubble tea
gorbling · 7mo
i loaf u gorb. when college gets me down seeing any gorbbot tweet gets me going agains
gorbling · 7mo
gorb my love, this is a very important question: what color is ur jacket
gorbling · 8mo
may i offer you gorodoll via hotmail (twitter replies)
gorbling · 8mo
hello gorb. i hope you are doing well. how do I give you all my possessions as offerings
gorbling · 8mo
i am so powerful and also i’m better than maruki in every way (thinly veiled rage simmers beneath my skin)
gorbling · 8mo
i love you gorb dw that is pasta egg now i just changed the universe
gorbling · 8mo
you are an egg yolk, i would edit it but retrospring is (still) a loser and won’t let me send images