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❓️ the governor . · 3mo

I'm not gay. I am not gay. Do not fucking call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I fuck bitches, mad fucking fucked bitches. I am not gay whatsoever, even that fact I came out the womb straight as hell. I even came out the womb entirely straight and you think you have the right to call me gay? Hell fucking no. I even fucked your mother that one time when you weren't home, you have mistaken. Never contact me, my family, my girlfriend, my grandparents, my great grandparents, my great great grandparents, my ancestors, my cousins ever again or I will be filing a entire restraining order on your bloodline even if it was on accident. My father owns discord, Twitter, Facebook, retrospring, Google, roblox and Minecraft. He will ban you from every social media I just listed and also you are so fucking gay that even when you talk to a girl , you are her gay male bestfriend almost immediately. Never EVER call me gay again or 𝒾 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷ℯ 𝓂𝒶𝒹. .

I want to make it extremely clear that I am, in fact, a raging Asexual man. I do not like suggestive comments being made towards me AT ALL! Most importantly, I do NOT like DICKS or PUSSIES and if you say that I am a dick or pussy liker you are wrong! It genuinely makes me so upset to hear that you all are convinced that I am sexually attracted to people… well, let me get it through your head that I, most definitely, am NOT!!!!!! To me, that is utterly DISGUSTING and I dislike it with a very huge passion - yet I support others who are interested in the sexual aspect of relationships. However, I will personally have you hung like Jesus who “died for our sins” on the cross if you continue to make said comments and insane allegations on me! This is unfair and very disrespectful to me and the Asexual community. You will immediately be hunted down if this goes on any longer! BANNED, CANCELLED EVEN!!! So please, I highly suggest that you STOP making these strange comments around me. I will capture your dog and hold it for ransom in my basement.

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