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guttervamp · 6mo
can we kiss dotdotdot
yes we can <3
guttervamp · 6mo
can i make you whimper yay or nay
yay!!!!!!! absolute yay!!!!!
sigma · 6mo
rawr! x3 nuzzlez! pounces on u! uwu u so warm.. couldn't help but notice ur bulge from across the floor! nuzzles ur necky wecky ~murr~ hehe.. unzips ur baggy ass pants! oh baby u so musky.. take me home, pet me, make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! see me wag my wittle baby tail all for ur bulgy wulgy! kissies and lickies ur neck mnn i hope daddy likies.. nuzzles n wuzzles ur chest mn.. i b gettin thirsty.. I think i have a little itch! u think u can help me? only 7 inches long?? OwO PLEASE ADOPT ME! paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips uwu punish me please.. boutta hit u with thia furry shit! (they don't see it comin..)
Goodbye.
OLIVER!! ^_^ · 6mo
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・
Penis-kun is overrated and LAME
sigma · 6mo
boo
AHHH
OLIVER!! ^_^ · 7mo
Would u do shrooms with mee? :3
absolutely, but I'd be hella paranoid and try to see if ur an alien in disguise or smth
sigma · 7mo
Is it pink?
.... Is what pink???
sigma · 7mo
Idk I think it’s pretty clear so that’s on u buddy!!! “Unlimited games but no games” seems pretty cut and dry to me, so crystal that i don’t think i can even explain it. Have fun with ur unlimited games but no games tho! P.S. I am very sorry that you are dyslexic
Thank you anonymous user this really cleared things up for me ! !!!!
sigma · 7mo
I never said no bacon in my question… I feel I was pretty clear. Crystal, even. It’s either unlimited bacon but no games, or games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games.
Don't blame me I'm dyslexic.... Unlimited games but no games, simply because I want to know what the hell that means
sigma · 7mo
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games (UNLIMITED GAMES), but no games?
unlimited games DUH,,,,,, but the bacon would be missed
sigma · 7mo
Do u fw skibidi toilet?
if i said yes on skibidi would you believe me