older than you. pretty damn far, that's why i categorize this as a Twitter crush thing... it wouldn't be necessary to answer this question after the second one - but yes, and a switch. 🙃 i'm sorry for not being able to impress, but i'd rather be real about this stuff... and lean into your curiosity. that's what makes things fun. either way, the internet is sometimes mean because it throws fascinating people in front of us, but distance is a real thing no matter what.