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Bive
hairydetective

This account is for questions about my theories.
You can ask me about other things, IF they're not too suspicious.
DNI; Clowns, Snow Soldiers, The Government, FleshCousins, Reddy, Unpleasant

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Ask a question and I will give you THE TRUTH!

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Truthseeker · 3mo

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand

Truthseeker · 3mo

HI OTHER BIVE!!! ONE OF THE MANY!!! ITS ME!! YOU KNOW ME!! RIGHT?? I MADE THE WHOLE TOTEM, THE IDOL, THAT THING.. YKNOW??? HI BIVE!!!!!!

Truthseeker · 3mo

How do you feel about the Eternal Limbo??

Truthseeker · 3mo

bive, can you perhaps do a backflip? thank you and goodbye.

It was a long time ago, when the population was too high for the government's liking, that they created backflips, encouraging people to attempt doing them and die from their failed attempts of backflipping. I still am able to complete a backflip because I WON'T let the government kill me, but I still consider them highly dangerous.

Truthseeker · 4mo

what is the smallest weird number

Truthseeker · 4mo

Are you and split a thing? Like lovers

NO AND EITHER WAY THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS AND IS EXTREMELY INVASIVE. BOUNDARIES.

Truthseeker · 4mo

i had too mcuh gray stufg it hurst

Truthseeker · 4mo

Hello, hairy friend...? -Wallter

Truthseeker · 4mo

get a haircut hippie

Truthseeker · 4mo
Truthseeker · 4mo

hai bestie!! hypotheticalcore.,, could I make a bot friend outta old Roomba - scag/sillyCRT

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