wow. incredible. i think i am going to be very controversial. this is so hard. they can all be so so..... so... edible.... okay. let me try my best. here we go. from least edible to most edible:

7) handong: whenever she is sooo kitty i definitely do want to just. NOM. she is so cute. and so kitty. however. this is handong. and i am too afraid to eat her. she is too powerful on most occasions.
6) yoohyeon: ALTHOUGH I WOULD LOVE TO....... ALTHOUGH SHE IS SOOO CUTE AND ROUND AND EVEN SITS SO SMALL AND POLITELY.. i feel like she would not enjoy being eaten. there would be too much resistance and i wouldn't want to anymore. i think she would be the one who wants to eat the rest of deukae
5) sua: when she is little crowtit... little fluffy guy with her brown hair and wispy bangs... she is going down the HATCH in one scoop.... but part of me also feels like . she would taste like.. exploding candy... pop rocks? yeah. so. fireworks down ur throat but it's still a worthwhile experience
4) gahyeon: like mochi...... one gulp.... but also quite chewy...... seen when yoohyeon bit her cheek.. yea..
3) siyeon: i think she would willingly sit in a big pot of soup if you asked her to. let her paddle around with a comically large tteokbokki and now you have siyeon soup.

now jiubin are incredibly neck and neck. they are both SOOOO edible. they are like. MILES AHEAD OF EDIBLE-NESS BEYOND EVERYONE ELSE IN MY OPINION!!! i honestly feel like they are the same amount of edible-ness... but here we go. they must be ranked. i am so sorry.

2) DAMI.... SHE IS LIKE... A STEAMED BUN.... SO WARM... AND SO SQUISHY...... BURSTING WITH SO MUCH FLAVOR.... SAVORY LITTLE FELLA....... BUT OF COURSE THAT LEAVES.....
1) JIU!!!! she is just. so so so mochi. sos oso so squishy. and stretchy. and soft. and sweet. she's like... doughy in a way.. you can stretch and share her with friends i think... that's the way jiu would want it to be too... to be shared amongst loved ones... yeah...... yea..

thank you so much for this question. it was an honor.