rubs my hands together like a freaky little fly
HELL YEA throwing random HCs at you (sfw and nsfw)

• Gale is either a skinny dude, a soft tummy guy or a chubby man. Abs Gale is a LIE :'(
• He's obviously the camp cook (most people think so as well and they're right)
• And as the camp cook, he would give you an extra portion of your whatever-is-your-favorite dish to woo you. Gets a bit sad if you didn't notice
• He lands on top of you, anime girl style when you pull him out of the portal
• He bites his nails
• He holds his liquor well !! Though I love tipsy Gale from the tief party, I like to think that he's really hard to get drunk drunk and he's the only person in camp that you've never seen hungover
• Fucked up, uncle knees. No stamina. He's out of breath after climbing a few steps of stairs.
• He's the one crying at the aisle. He also cries reciting his vows. Someone bring him a tissue !
• The orb in his chest glows in rythm with his heartbeat whenever he's aroused, reaaaally anxious or scared. I imagine him hiding from an enemy, out of breath, pestering after his orb because it's giving away his position lolol
• Not really a headcanon, it's pretty canon actually, but I think his eyes show his emotions better than his mouth does. There is something about the life in his eyes that is just truly exquisite to me, and so difficult to grasp in my drawings as well
• Again, pretty much canon but HE'S A MALEWIFE. And yes, he wears a cute little apron when cooking
• Same vibe as above, but he's a banger dad, 100%
• He sleeps in the worst positions. And he snores whenever he's exhausted from his day.
• I think he can't roleplay for shit. The first 5 minutes are super hot, but then he gets intimidated or has no imagination left and he goes back to normal
• He has autistic rants when you're trying to get freaky with him (gotta wait until his info dump is over to get down to business)
• I think he edges himself when he masturbates
• I also think he's down for having more than one partner in bed but will never let his eyes wander off of you for too long, you're always gonna be the best sight in the room and he'll make sure you know it :)
• misuse of magic in bed... He'd probably need some convincing for magic other than illusion at first, but he'd 100% get off by watching you have some fun with magic hand, black tentacle or shocking grasp (he can be the one casting them or not, either way he loves involving magic in the bedroom). He can also brag about being so good at magic, like yes, whatever makes you happy beautiful ♥
• He tops the same way he bottoms : lots of whimpers, sex so good he's a leaky mess, will ask you if you feel great while looking very breedable (eyes half closed, cheeks flushed and mouth gaping) 💭

These are the only headcanons I can think of as of right now, and I know my views change overtime but these are the ones i really fw at the moment ! ♥