so my downfall started when my friend brought up that dan heng is autistic enough to read boothills entire manual and therefore is the only character in hsr who deserves to fuck him. I wish I had a better answer than "it's funny as fuck" but sometimes the ship is just funny as fuck
as for serious reasons 1. finding solace in having someone understand your exact brand of loneliness, in that all of boothill's most important people are long gone and all of dan feng's most important people are alive and suffering and DAN HENG is the one who has to deal with that 2. both being focused on highly specific goals (revenge and closure respectively)...they have the same desperation licking at their heels though they display it in different ways 3. the ship is funny as fuck. dan heng isn't straight but he's the perfect straight man
I'm sure theres more reasons but I havent slept since yesterday ❤️ cheers love the cavalrys here