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The Holy See of Ishgard
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Ishgard, Coerthas
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Anonymous Coward · 1y

With Tonberries being glorified in this year's Hatchingtide, has there been a movement to suggest Gobbues for next year? Or are those still frowned upon due to the infamous incident in Ul'dah years ago?

Ishgard is heading Goobbue-man relations, so we will certainly petition for their inclusion in future holidays.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Prior to her service to Ishgard, was Ser Lucia (given her specialties) aquatinted with anyone by the name of "Karasu"?

I passed your inquiry along though she refuses to confirm or deny. I will say that she made something of a face, though...

Anonymous Coward · 2y

I know you are unaffiliated, but are there any connected to this account that can back up the claim from Square Enix that Estinien is "One Hell of a Ride"?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

with the starlight fundraiser up i have just noticed that there is no merch for my favorite ishgardian tradition - windsday. will that change?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

can i egg a priest if i pray just super hard right after

You can but that does not mean you will be forgiven. That is a waste of a potential omelette.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

How celebrated are the others of the twelve in ishgard?

All of the Twelve are recognized, but none are as powerful or monumental as the Fury Herself. Most Ishgardians would regard them as "side characters".

Anonymous Coward · 2y

So... How is the Scholasticate faring, after the events leading up to the removal of Father Saturnois?

There has been a considerable adjustment period...but the introduction of open community classes has bolstered interest. We would highly recommend the Draconic course!

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Have there been any plans for cultural exchange with the local Tribes? The Vanu Vanu in particular seem to have a rich tradition of dance and no doubt much and more can be learned from the Moogles of Moghome.

Ishgard is assisting the Moogles with the restoration with the Zenith and there is a small but growing Vanu Vanu-esque dance troupe that performs in by the Forgotten Knight.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Hypothetically speaking, how much trouble would one be in for maybe smuggling say 20 goobbues into Empyreum? Asking for a friend

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Alright, be honest. Who actually came up with the idea of divebombing someone with a spear? (We know it wasn't that man whose statue is outside of Falcon's Nest)

There is no official record of the first use of Stardiver, however it has long been said to have began with "Hark, watch this!"

Anonymous Coward · 2y

church bad because they won't let us fuck dragons.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

On the topic of Chocobos, what is the reason, if any, for adopting them as war mounts over horses? Every Ishgardian I’ve met adores the birds more than their kids, yet gave me a strange look seeing my horse.

The equine native to Coerthas were unicorns. Mounting them has historically been dangerous, especially from the front. Tis one of many reasons chocobos were the preferable mount.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

As the Holy See's intern do you hear all the good gossip? Let's hear all that good ish!!!

I am beholden to a non-disclosure agreement in regards to this internship. However, there is much to be said about the Scholasticate...

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Did the three Dragonhead knights not attend the Moonfire Faire this year? I haven't seen them! They've been every year before that I've attended and I miss them.

They did not attend as they attempted to recreate the Moonfire Faire at Camp Dragonhead proper, to middling success. The jumping puzzle was decent however a large angry sheep with a fin strapped to its back does not have the same impact.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Dearest twitter intern, may we know your name or anything else about you?

Well, I do try to keep my given name a secret...but you may find me out and about between classes or in roulettes as "Ishgardian Intern." I am surprised by pleased you want to know more about me! I feel as if I have made several friends through this position.

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