WOW PISS KINK. i have only written that once in my life (not nct).. well 🫣

"okay guys, see you all later." jungwoo slurs as he dramatically getting up. he almost falls out his chair, but thankfully mark's quickly reaching out to steady him. the taller man is a lightweight, and has been drunk since the second drink. mark bids haechan and jaehyun goodbye as he helps jungwoo out of the bar.

meanwhile, haechan and jaehyun continue drinking, and munching on flamin hot limon cheetos. earlier in the night, their discussions, with jungwoo and mark, had been serious. about their current jobs and such. but now, several drinks consumed, and with their two friends gone, haechan and jaehyun were just giggling and talking about anything and everything. 

"i think you have something on your lips, hyung," haechan says. jaehyun goes to reach for his lips, but haechan moves faster. he kisses jaehyun on his mouth, a quick kiss. when they part, jaehyun smiles, all cat-like back at him. cheeks even rosier than earlier.

"is it gone?" he asks, innocently. unaware that haechan had fibbed just to get a kiss because he wanted one.

"yup." haechan grins. eventually, it's getting late, and the two decide to call it a night. neither took cars plus jaehyun's apartment is walking distance from the bar so they figured they'd just pay their tab, and talk a walk. max 20 minutes walk, if they can walk straight and don't get lost. maybe it'll sober them up.

halfway to jaehyun's place though, jaehyun admits he has to go to the bathroom bad. haechan tells him to just go. it's super late. no one's around. he even jokes to just "do it on the road, who cares" but jaehyun shoves him lightly as the younger man laughs. 

"nah, chill"

jaehyun pulls haechan into the nearest alley with him. they glance around. no one else in sight. jaehyun shrugs, pulls his pants off and pushes his underwear out the way and just lets go. jaehyun isn't looking to see if haechan was watching him because he's too busy relieving himself. but when he's done pissing on the ground, he glances at haechan to see that his friend was blatantly staring. like not blinking or pretending to not look. just staring.

"take a picture, it'll last longer," jaehyun says, rolling his eyes. his face is warm from the alcohol and from embarrassment. he couldn't even hold his bladder for a 20 minute walk. not to mention, doing all of this in front of a close friend. haechan doesn't reply, seemingly hypnotized. jaehyun fixes his clothes and stands up. he's about to fully button everything when his friend suddenly cages him against the brick wall in the alley. 

"haechan?" jaehyun says his name, questioningly. 

haechan kisses him, which jaehyun quizzingly accepts. this kiss is less silly, less friendly compared to the one at the bar. it's deeper, involves tongue, and includes haechan holding jaehyun by the waist. 

"is it weird that that was kinda hot?" the younger man finally speaks up.

jaehyun needs a moment to catch up with what haechan is talking about. everything's moving so fast and unexpected.  "what...no?" it IS kinda weird, but also jaehyun's not too bothered about it.

"good because..." haechan's voice trawls off as suddenly turns jaehyun around so that the older man's front is to the wall. "i really want to fuck you right now..." 

jaehyun's drunk for sure. however, he doesn't think even his drunk (or sleeping mind) could come up with a scenario like this. and yet, this is reality. it's really happening. and maybe it's a bad idea, worse idea than just peeing outside in public, but he doesn't care much. "then you should."

and then jaehyun's gasping because his pants and underwear are fully pulled down. he can hear haechan spit in his hand first, and then he feels said hand rubbing against his exposed pussy. and he thinks, wow this is really happening, like for real. there's the sound of haechan undoing his own pants and underwear. then barely a minute later, the younger man is lining himself up with jaehyun's entrance, and guiding his dick inside jaehyun's wet pussy.

"oh," jaehyun exhales. his head falls forward against the wall as he takes haechan inside him. haechan doesn't take his time, or let him adjust; very soon, he's rutting in and out of jaehyun like a desperate animal.

"hyung," he moans, surprisingly high. his hands are on jaehyun's hips, and he's forcing jaehyun's body back to meet his hips. 

jaehyun's widening his stance as much as he can, seeing that his clothes lay at his ankles, restricing his movements. moaning against the wall as haechan fucks roughly.

it may be dark out, but it's no mistaking what's happening in the alleyway; anyone who passes by would hear their loud moans and the slapping of skin every time haechan pulls out and fucks back into jaehyun's pussy.

after awhile, haechan whines out a "can i?" 

jaehyun doesn't know what he's asking, but he says yes anyway. haechan slides a hand between their bodies and rubs furiously at jaehyun's clit as he continues fucking deep into jaehyun's pussy. jaehyun's drooling at this point, drunk and in so much pleasure. he doesn't even realize it's happening until it does: a trinkle at first, and then he's pissing all over haechan's hand and himself.

he exhales a sigh as he releases himself.

haechan kisses his neck, and calls him a "good girl", praising jaehyun for releasing himself. jaehyun can't even think to be embarrassed because he's too busy blushing from being called a good girl. 

"your pussy feels so good, hyung." haechan whispers the confession. his hips rocks in and out faster until he thrusts a final time, filling jaehyun's pussy with cum.

jaehyun moans, as he feels all ofit. but then makes a  surprised noise. there's more except it feels different. more liquidy... haechan's definitely peeing inside him. 

haechan kisses jaehyun's neck, sighing as his piss joins the cum inside of jaehyun's messy pussy.

piss is hot. hotter than cum. the blatant nastiness, the filth of such an act coupled with how horny-drunk he is and haechan's slow rub on his clit has jaehyun cumming too. he moans haechan's name again and again as the younger man continues rubbing his clit and praising him. "you're such a good girl for me, hyung" and "just like that." there's not much left, but he pees a little more, making both of them more of a mess.