Trade offer!
I receive: Your vital organs, your entire family tree, your bloodline, every single blood cell, every white blood cell, your immune system, your heart, your lungs, your kidneys, your digestive system, your cranium, every hair follicule, your skin, your eyes, every bone (teeth and skull included) and your home, effectively rendering you as a useless carcass.
You receive: a free tesco giftcard!!111!