Joke's on you, my dresser is full of pants of varying sizes, and backup sweatpants. Been doing this pred thing for a while, y'know. ;3

...That being said, as winter kicks in, we start running the risk of getting so fat that we hit the upper limit of pants size....

Haaaa. Well darn. You gotta love when prey serves itself up on a silver platter. :9 I'm gonna say sure, if you haven't been snapped up by someone else already. Or at least, it might be nice to know who it is that wants to be squirrel food so much :3c

Well, probably depends on the predator. Realistic preds, you could be in there for hours, despite not being conscious for most of the digestion, cause you don't have air. Or it could be a toonier or more powerful predator that can power-churn you, or make you disappear with a big glorp noise!

Antacids help prolong things, too. I'd imagine there's some pills that might even give more air. So that'd prolong the squirming, if you're wanting to have prey move for longer!

Also, a taur would be a huge meal, so...

Haaaa, well thankya! I'm hoping this one I'm poking at will come out well. Every time I haven't made audio in a while, it's always like, welp, hopefully I'm not too rusty. x3

Well, sort of! The way I play it, his metabolism is much greater in the summer, so he loses weight waaaaay easier. So it's a mix of that and working out, ha. x3

At the same time, in the winter, it takes a loooot more working out to not be super tubby. Or at least, that's one way I've played it a lot, ha x3

Oh, preds are always gonna want a piece of that butt. At least, the headstrong ones! Others are gonna know that a butt like that means squirrel is an experienced predator. And if they go humping it, squirrel might take advantage of them afterwards. :9

....But as far as who I'd let do it, heck. I have way too many crushes and things that are hot. It's gotta be a case by case scenario. x3

Well, getting into a squirreltaur is easy enough! Just find the nearest one and get yourself in an "unfortunate" situation with them! Y'know, like in an alleyway, behind them in an elevator, just out of sight around a corner... And there you go, you're squirreltaur food!

...The problem is that it can be hard to find one of them, ha. Squirreltaurs aren't horribly common critters. x3

Well.. I'd say, long as you're not creepy, but the good news is after you're ate then he won't have to worry about that for too long, haha

Look edible and hang out in places near to popular people-disappearance places, I'm sure the squirrel will find you

That or just dress in something skimpy and tell him you wanna be ate, he'll go right for it, haha

I have, sorta! Problem is that'd be expensive, and I don't know if there'd be that much interest outside myself. x3 Definitely thought about it though, cause y'know, it'd be hot to have a big awful poss, or some pirate ladies

I might try just making girlsqrl myself at some point though, since it's mostly just "squirrel but with boobs and some figure proportion changes", haaaaa

Well, I mean, that MIGHT be a bad thing, unless you wanted to at some point be eaten by a squirrel, in which case it's definitely a good thing

Great way to finish off a meal! Gulp down someone, slurp up a long tail, belch, good times. Fun to feel it tickling around on the way down o:

Your friend should find out what it's like to have their tail slurped up on the way down, yep

It's very fair x3

I mean, I like being squirrel pred, hohoho

Aaaah thankya! I've been putting off answering this for a while but I do appreciate it, ha x3

I'm just going along with whatever the dice say at this point, if squirrel eats them then that's how it goes, if squirrel gets ate that's good too

Nope! I mean, it's pretty natural, ha. He's charming and has a big belly and engages in dramatics for fun.

That said, he's also totally going to eat you for giving him positive attention like this, and it'll probably happen with a fair bit of dramatic lead-up. Possibly on a dark and stormy night. So there's that too!