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anon · 1y

I need, no, I demand your Emu headcanons. Pretty please?

GOD I HAVE SO MANY ok ill do my best. shes a pillow princess. she has dpd (dependent personality disorder.) she thought phoenixes were real but they just went extinct. she got that cute puffy pink pornstar pussy. she plays pokemon go but she only collects cute pokemon. shes EXTREMELY touchy, shes always clinging to somebody, physical touch makes her feel safe. shes bi. shes got uber autism. she listens to a lot of pop music. she wakes up at the crack of dawn so she can enjoy every second of sunshine. she has crazy inhumanely good luck in gachapons. she has light freckles that only show up in the summer. she wore braces in middle school but she doesnt wear her retainer so now her teeth are a little crooked again. she orders cake pops and pink drinks from starbucks. her favorite pokemon is bewear. shes the kyaaa lalala girl. her moon sign is pisces. her rising sing is sag.

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