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Anonymous weener · 2y

Scenario:

Your beautiful dragon wife of 80 years trips and breaks her wings off like pieces from a Mr. Potato toy story guy. She rushes to pop them back on before you notice, but the jig is up. You look close and find out she's actually three kobolds stacked on top of each other operating a realistic puppet.

They say they still love you.

What do you do

We've been married for 80 years? Zero change in our relationship other than honesty. assuming we wed around 20, at 100 i'mma be ugly as fuck and i dont trust my chances playing the field. Polycule, check!

@kihublue
Kihu · 2y

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