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Did you ever have a hobby horse as a kid?
Yeah I did, it's a pretty common toy since horses are how we get around the most.
Boo! Surprise Jean!
Boo? Are you speaking to me from beyond the grave?! I didn't even know you died! Titans are one thing, but I don't mess with ghosts.
Jean, what did you do for Mother’s Day?
I went home and visited my mom, brought her flowers and cooked for her. Mikasa came with me and my mom told her plenty of embarrassing stories about me so that was great fun...
YӨЦ ƧΉӨЩ ӨFF Λ ᄂӨƬ, JΣΛП.
Yeah I'm the best, why wouldn't I make sure everyone knows it?
Happy birthday, pretty boy! You've gone through enough character development. Stay that way. Marco would be so proud of you, and so would your mom ❤
Well, I think a few people would disagree with the development, but I'll just ignore them. I wonder what Marco would think of me now pretty often, so it means a lot to me to hear that, thank you.
Your birthdays coming up aby special plans Jeanbo?
Yup on the seventh. Not that I know of, all I want is some alone time with my girl and for everyone else to fuck off, unless they want to give me a present of course.
Hey Jean, we know that you have a mom, but do you have a dad?
I never met my dad, he left my mom while she was pregnant with me. She raised me all on her own and while she irritates me with her overbearing ways sometimes, I'm very grateful to her, she means the world to me.
Your girl looks like a lesbian
How exactly does one "look like a lesbian"? I mean she's into women too, but I don't see how that matters, I'm also into men. Do I "look gay"?
Choose one of them to fuck (as a top): Eren, Reiner or Armin?
I feel like you're trying to get me in trouble and I'm not falling for it, I'm good enough at that on my own. I only want to fuck Mikasa.
What do you think of Armin?
He's a genius, like a walking encyclopedia, and he's a great friend. Although I think he spends too much time following that suicidal blockhead around.
How much do you lift, bro?
Not sure, but Mika weighs about 150 and I can lift her for hours with ease.
Would you date Floch?
Hell no! He's an even bigger pain in the ass than Eren!
Have you ever thought about dating Marlow?
Well, I'm dating Mikasa, but even if I was single there's no way I could date someone with a stupid bowl cut.
Do you call Mikasa “mommy”? (Sorry if you’ve gotten this q before!)
Yes, I do whatever mommy wants, I'm her good boy.
(I'm still the one that wants to ride ur face) YES I CAN AND WE BOTH NEED SEATBELTS
Pretty confident, huh? Saddle up.
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