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Jean Kirstein
kingkirstein
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I'm very fascinating, ask me anything.

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Anonymous Coward · 2y

Did you ever have a hobby horse as a kid?

Reiner Braun · 2y

Boo! Surprise Jean!

Boo? Are you speaking to me from beyond the grave?! I didn't even know you died! Titans are one thing, but I don't mess with ghosts.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Jean, what did you do for Mother’s Day?

I went home and visited my mom, brought her flowers and cooked for her. Mikasa came with me and my mom told her plenty of embarrassing stories about me so that was great fun...

Anonymous Coward · 2y

YӨЦ ƧΉӨЩ ӨFF Λ ᄂӨƬ, JΣΛП.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Happy birthday, pretty boy! You've gone through enough character development. Stay that way. Marco would be so proud of you, and so would your mom ❤

Well, I think a few people would disagree with the development, but I'll just ignore them. I wonder what Marco would think of me now pretty often, so it means a lot to me to hear that, thank you.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Your birthdays coming up aby special plans Jeanbo?

Yup on the seventh. Not that I know of, all I want is some alone time with my girl and for everyone else to fuck off, unless they want to give me a present of course.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Hey Jean, we know that you have a mom, but do you have a dad?

I never met my dad, he left my mom while she was pregnant with me. She raised me all on her own and while she irritates me with her overbearing ways sometimes, I'm very grateful to her, she means the world to me.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Your girl looks like a lesbian

How exactly does one "look like a lesbian"? I mean she's into women too, but I don't see how that matters, I'm also into men. Do I "look gay"?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Choose one of them to fuck (as a top): Eren, Reiner or Armin?

I feel like you're trying to get me in trouble and I'm not falling for it, I'm good enough at that on my own. I only want to fuck Mikasa.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

What do you think of Armin?

He's a genius, like a walking encyclopedia, and he's a great friend. Although I think he spends too much time following that suicidal blockhead around.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

How much do you lift, bro?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Would you date Floch?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Have you ever thought about dating Marlow?

Well, I'm dating Mikasa, but even if I was single there's no way I could date someone with a stupid bowl cut.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Do you call Mikasa “mommy”? (Sorry if you’ve gotten this q before!)

Anonymous Coward · 2y

(I'm still the one that wants to ride ur face) YES I CAN AND WE BOTH NEED SEATBELTS

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