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weenie man · 6d

Can you play the guitar?

yes!! not rn because i have claws but ive played for like 15 years and still suck <3
it's so funny. ive never been good at it and i never will BE good at it but i can get by and play rhythm while i sing so thats all i need

weenie man · 8d

favorite web fishing fish

i love getting flounders or stingrays bc my friends always chant FLAT FUCK FLAT FUCK

weenie man · 8d

describe your weenie, weenie wife

weenie man · 8d

what are your rare pairs? 👀

not counting crossovers one of my favorites lately is reikasa lol
i think wataleo can be fun. mama/arashi. jun/mika.
Nazukuro probably counts even if they do have some content, they're my main top favorite if so!!!
and in i7 i think yamasogo...

weenie man · 8d

Why do printers never work when you need them?

thank u generator. i have a real answer for this!!!!
they smell fear... also if it's an inkjet you most likely haven't used it regularly and ink is water-based so it will dry up eventually. you can print one document a week to keep it swishing around and make it last longer. thank u

weenie man · 30d

not sure how fit for a drabble this is but your interpretation of how the first time of one of your favorite ships goes...

weenie man · 1mo

🐦‍⬛ how is chicken soup

weenie man · 1mo

What kind of dessert should I make for u when u come visit me someday uwu

omg.... i don't KNOW i love basically all sweets... i just cant do very much dairy ;^;

weenie man · 1mo

How many followers is too many?

weenie man · 1mo

This is also not music related do u have a favorite villager in animal crossing

honestly the only one i played was new horizons and i'm not too familiar with them... sorry to disappoint :(

weenie man · 1mo

quick top 3 emo songs go

UHH OK UM HOW ABOUT

  1. i will follow you into the dark - death cab for cutie
  2. nobody puts baby in a corner - fall out boy
  3. there's a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just haven't thought of it yet - panic! at the disco
weenie man · 1mo

I’m working in the office today so hello from me and my secretary :)

weenie man · 1mo

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weenie man · 1mo

What is your favorite mode of transportation. 🚂 who said that 🚆 what is that 🚊 oh my god they’re everywhere 🚇 EVEN UNDERGROUND

i love driving.... city driving is rough and im. oh god u ok? i'm still getting used to it WAIT WHY IS NOWHERE SAFE,, NOT EVEN UNDERGROUND,

weenie man · 1mo

Oh wait what is ur favorite beer. 🍻 I don’t like beer but tell me anyway

i dont like beer usually if i say i am having a beer its actually a cider or like. lambic beer LMFAO
not a fan of the carbonated bread water. i haven't found any that i like yet, but a local brewery had one that was like peanut butter flavored that i didn't hate my life while drinking recently LOL

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