come. let grandpa tell you a story

weenie man · 16d

YES ACTUALLY UOU GIVE OFF GBIG ALOLAN NINETAILS AND BEARTIC :)

NO WAIT I LOVE THIS THANK YOU SM

f · 16d

weenie man · 16d

hi. you would be a ice type Pokémon trainer

really??? this is a new one actually. i've never been associated with ice type
mostly fairy (i have a togetic tattoo fun fact!!)... maybe dark or electric. but ice is interesting.
there are some sick ice type pokemon. sneasel is one of my favorites aesthetically
chewing on this

f · 16d

weenie man · 17d

What was the worst thing you've eaten so far?

once woke up and yawned and stretched and ate a bug. no idea what it was but it flew right in there and. you know.

i had this durian preservative candy stuff and that was pretty awful too... i bet the fruit tastes a lot better fresh though. i am open minded about food that isn't cheesy

f · 17d

weenie man · 22d

what’s the biggest thing ur looking forward to for this next fic project

writing actual gore... i am so excited about it. I really love body horror so getting the opportunity to do so but in a way that could be 'beautiful' is fun!!!

f · 22d

weenie man · 22d

most embarrassing thing your dnd character has done

the party watched as he purchased a potion for ED. not for him, but just in case it comes in handy! LMFAO

f · 22d

weenie man · 23d

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DIDNT LAST THE NIGHT

OH SHIT I MUSTVE MESSED THE WORDING UUP LMFAO I MEANT I DIDN'T DRINK LAST NIGHT. IM DRINKING NOW THOUGH BABEY LMFAO

f · 23d

weenie man · 1mo

world.execute(me) reminds me of ur fic

oh man the vibe of this is really cool... i can see it. this is an interesting song

If I can, if I can
Give you all the simulations
Then I can, then I can
Be your only satisfaction
If I can make you happy
I will run the execution

nice............. this is the vibe......

f · 1mo

weenie man · 1mo

do you follow back or just follow other writers or artists /gen

I typically follow back + interact a lot with literally whoever. mostly i make sure people i follow are 20+ and do not have me in their dni. if someone interacts offhand with me i don't always check super hard, but if i do not clearly see an age i usually block because i'm pretty active in enstars spaces and i've noted that a lot of fans are pretty young. because of the content i enjoy interacting with, i prefer to block mostly everyone so no one is uncomfortable.

there are some exceptions to people i block (if they have 'no freaks' or something like that in their bios, but they talk to me about my fics i assume theyre just keeping out another kind of freak...? usually i will block though just for both of us)

i don't subscribe to the label, but if i see 'proship dni' in someone's bio i kind of assume they'll send death threats to people so i block them too

f · 1mo

weenie man · 2mo

Can you play the guitar?

yes!! not rn because i have claws but ive played for like 15 years and still suck <3
it's so funny. ive never been good at it and i never will BE good at it but i can get by and play rhythm while i sing so thats all i need

f · 2mo

weenie man · 2mo

favorite web fishing fish

i love getting flounders or stingrays bc my friends always chant FLAT FUCK FLAT FUCK

f · 2mo

weenie man · 2mo

describe your weenie, weenie wife

twenty-one feet, five inches

f · 2mo

weenie man · 2mo

what are your rare pairs? 👀

not counting crossovers one of my favorites lately is reikasa lol
i think wataleo can be fun. mama/arashi. jun/mika.
Nazukuro probably counts even if they do have some content, they're my main top favorite if so!!!
and in i7 i think yamasogo...

f · 2mo

weenie man · 2mo

Why do printers never work when you need them?

thank u generator. i have a real answer for this!!!!
they smell fear... also if it's an inkjet you most likely haven't used it regularly and ink is water-based so it will dry up eventually. you can print one document a week to keep it swishing around and make it last longer. thank u

f · 2mo

weenie man · 3mo

not sure how fit for a drabble this is but your interpretation of how the first time of one of your favorite ships goes...

nah this is perfect <3
i wrote a gendice drabble for it!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60795079

f · 3mo

weenie man · 3mo

🐦‍⬛ how is chicken soup

he hungers... for tomorrow he receives A Rat