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Is that a plectrum hanging from your neck? Do you play?
glad you noticed! if you dont mind me rambling, i was the 4th most popular star on halcyon before becoming a space explorer! used to play the bleeder, i think the kitcaliber equivalent of what humans call a guitar, in a band called 4 starz!
hey check out this cool laser pointer
:3
Can I get a uhhh FWOOOMP you know like a WHUMP haha like that WUBB WUBB kinda thing,,
fwooomp
how old are you? and in turn, how did u look when uou were younger? how will you look when you're older?
i'm 51!! most people say i look young for my age but kitcalibers often live to be about 200-250, so i guess its a human thing. ive always imagined i wont look much different when im older other than my hair fading. i might grow it out or start wearing sweaters! who knows!!
mwah, a kiss for the awesome swaggington,,
yes!!!!!
Can I kiss her? Can I kiss her on the null?
yes!
KITTIE NO HOLDING IT IN DOESN’T DO ANYTHING!!!
-x-
May I have a hug?
you could certainly try!
What exactly goes on down below for kitcalibers? Genitalia or the lack thereof?
we've got nothin!! but there's also quite a lot going on down there!! our nullspots secrete this acidic gel that makes you feel all tingly. we also absorb other kitcalibers secretion through our nulls, so intercourse is usually just what some people would call "scissoring"
do you like waffles !!!!!
YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES !!!!!!
can i take a hit out of you if i put weed in ur bellybutton
coughcoughcoUGHCHGHGKKK ,, yes , COUIGHGJFKKK
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