the l-leader of the orphans.. t-their humble king.. k-kreacher pierson, the philanthropist..
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loyal rat subject · 4mo
kreacher. you smell like sweat and pee.
this is MEAN!! k-kreacher does NOT!! he smells manly! i-it's his natural musk..
loyal rat subject · 4mo
It seems like the rat has came back to play, I knew I could smell that god awful scent of MILDEW from a mile away. Even after all of my advice or the product you’ve consumed, it seems as if getting you to smell good is quite the impossible feat. Your scent absolutely suffocating and I’m starting to believe my messages are ineffective. I’ll be generous and give you some of my product FOR FREE just this once VOLUNTARILY. You best not waste it to feed into your.. peculiar cravings or else.
(There is a intricately designed box with a well decorated perfume bottle inside. It smells of ginger, orange, cedar, and sandalwood.)
o-oh.. what's this? kreacher LOVES a delicious treat.. e-especially when it's free! miss vera, y-you shouldn't have.. though, your comments about k-kreacher's manly m-musk are rude and kreacher will f-find you, he will forgive you.. t-this time.. but next time.. 😡..
loyal rat subject · 7mo
MY perfumes stink? You must be daft, aren’t you? Hah, what a laugh! Do you not see how many people have lined up for MY fragrances? Do you not recall all those times you have consumed MY bottles, only because you assume that everything that smells good is edible? How dare you speak on my craft when you know absolutely nothing about it, you uneducated swine! All you have done is offended my nostrils with your sickly scent and now you attack my skills?! Oh when I get you, you son of a bitch.
k-kreacher is sorry..
loyal rat subject · 8mo
Hello again, I hope this message finds you unwell. I believe that my previous message was far too polite and indirect. You REEK. I am tired of you getting your grubby little hands on everything and stinking up the place. I would let you eat another one of my perfumes in an attempt to make you finally smell decently if I didn’t believe that you’d be a waste of product. I cannot even begin to describe how horrid it is to have matches around you. Even that blind photographer can’t miss you, it’s like you leave a trail of stench behind you. I genuinely think I would need a gas mask if I tried to retrieve that dress I let you borrow.
K-KREACHER DOES NOT L-LEAVE A STINK TRAIL!! t-this is just RUDE!! have you e-ever thought that your p-perfume doesn't even smell good in the f-first place?! blegh!! y-youre all hurting kreacher's feelings, when h-he has done nothing!! you upperclassmen NEVER LEARN!!
loyal rat subject · 8mo
(⓿)/ < ( do you have a favorite soup )
kreacher l-loves chicken noodle soup!! but h-he doesn't get to have it often..
loyal rat subject · 8mo
You smell terrible, I still can’t believe accepting that invitation has led me to the misfortunate of meeting you. Your fragrance is absolutely putrid I almost wished my twin sister ate me in a womb.
j-jesus!! kreacher doesn't smell T-THAT BAD!! he showers.. once e-every one o-or two weeks!!
loyal rat subject · 8mo
when i get my hands on you you’re gonna be dipped in honey bbq sauce and i’ll be there with a fork and knife ready for you
WHAT??! D-DO NOT EAT KREACHER!!
loyal rat subject · 8mo
Hello again, My BEAUTIFUL darling. Expect a love poem within a few days where I confess my undying love for you. I love you OS very much, Kreacher !!!/!1!1!1
l-love poem.. kreacher is not too good at reading, b-but.. since you already explained it, kreacher is prepared!! b-but WHY?!
loyal rat subject · 8mo
Good evening, Mr. Pierson! Are you taking care of yourself? Ya better be!!!
-Emma Woods
kreacher tries, m-miss woods.. things are hard at the o-orphanage, so low on funds.. kreacher hopes you are well!!
loyal rat subject · 8mo
Who gave wick a steak... ('⊗₩⊗)-Victor
kreacher wouldn't waste s-such a luxurious food item like that..
loyal rat subject · 8mo
Kreacher Pierson, my beautiful darling. I LOVE you so much. I WOULD like to take you out for dinner, tehe
d..dinner? with kreacher..? w-who- who is this?! y-you have to be kidding..
loyal rat subject · 8mo
kre acher yo u smell lik a fa rt 🦭
HEY.
loyal rat subject · 8mo
Hey Kreacher, I have a secret. I think you’re cute ;)
w-what?! huh??!
loyal rat subject · 8mo
hi kreacher its weepy if u give me the 3 numbers on the back of your credit card i can get you and the kids a trip to the circus
h-how lovely! but.. kreacher doesn't h-have a credit card.. h-he can give you a coin?
loyal rat subject · 8mo
Hey, Mr. Pierson. How do you communicate with orphans with hearing or speaking problem, I'm wondering if you write down your words, or do you know how to sign language? Cuz if so. Can you teach me?:]
w-well-.. kreacher is not that good at teaching OR learning things.. h-he tries his best.. but.. h-he usually gets frustrated. kreacher knows a little bit, though, a-and would like to try to teach you!