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Anonymous Coward · 2y

I have a crush on you ><

Well. Just so you know. 1) I have no redeeming qualities. 2) I have trust issues. 3) I'm touch averse and emotionally unavailable. 4) I cannot cook. And most importantly 5) I have a loving GF who's basically already proposed to me 20 times over.
So.... maybe rethink this crush?
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH you're so sweet, but I am taken 😅 and I, ah, don't particularly get romantic feelings very easily or quickly, especially for people who aren't around IRL.

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