AU where Sukuna, who’s widely considered one of the greatest novelists in history, decides to seclude himself in a remote village in the mountains for a few months to get inspiration to write his new historical Heian era epic. But once he’s settled down in his luxurious mountain cabin, he hears a knock at the door, and he opens it to see Farm Boy!Yuuji, the cutest boy he has ever seen in his entire life, welcoming him to the village and gifting him with a basket of homemade treats. Farm Boy!Yuuji has basically been completely in charge of his family’s farm ever since his grandpa got sick, and he spends his time working on the farm, taking care of his grandpa, and doing errands around the village

And once Sukuna lays his eyes on cute Farm Boy!Yuuji, all of his plans to work on his historical epic immediately fly out the window and his obsessive desire to cream that brat’s pussy completely consumes his thoughts. Now, instead of writing his much-anticipated epic, Sukuna churns out endless smut books where a charming, hyper dominant famous author seduces a suspiciously familiar pink-haired, much younger Farmer Boy and breeds his pussy in countless different ways. Sukuna always gives Yuuji a copy of those smut books whenever he’s done writing them, asking him very pointedly what he thinks about it, and under Sukuna’s VERY intense gaze, Yuuji just kind of blushes at the explicit content and says, “Wow, that farm boy must be super dense! It took him forever for him to realize that that author guy wanted him. What a dope!” while completely not realizing that it’s supposed to be HIM in that scenario

And the more oblivious Yuuji is (and the more sexually frustrated Sukuna gets), the raunchier his books get, to the point where all of the readers start to wince and feel bad for the poor farm boy’s undoubtedly overwhelmed little pussy 😔

(All of the villagers were initially super excited since Sukuna was by FAR the most famous person to ever come to their little village, but after reading those books, they just get completely mortified since they now know just how badly that man wants to rail their sweet little Yuuji stupid 😔 So from that point on, they stop reading those books, and they all collectively agree to make sure to keep them FAR away from Wasuke since he’d surely suffer a heart attack if he knew what that shady pervert wants to do to his beloved grandson)