1. Are you a shoe? Because I want to put my foot in you.
2. As human Ryuk would be Attractive. Extremely attractive.

You could say i have a medal or two.

Hell Yeah!

I dont understand this... What does he get out of it? Does he believe that this gives him some sort of advantage over me? I suppose if I were to bottom, that would make him feel superior to me... Something Kira would want. However, he could have anticipated this deduction, and therefore may ask to bottom instead. I have to think about this carefully...

ABSOLUTELY Like some unhinged crazy spiderman THERES A FANFIC WHERE LIGHT IS SPIDERMAN

I dont know superheros i thonk spiderman is aweosme.

11/10. She's the ventriloquist which means that she's doing the talking. It makes no sense for HER to take it up the ass unless she is doing ventriloquy mid-sodomy. Truly inspiring.

be gentle.

Absolutely not. Their opinion is rooted in bigotry and homophobia. Drop them and be sure to make a cancellation thread on twitter for good measure.

L Lawlie

uhm,. Okay Buddy!

OH ABSOLUTELY. I am an adamant believer that alongside their overarching murder game they have mini games that are just designed to piss off the other one and whoever draws the first punch loses.

L then retaliated by making sure that The only meals available at HQ Were Plum Pudding and Jellied eels.

i love you Too lawlight nation

That doesnt sound good I think your bodily fluids are primarily supposed to stay inside of you. I suggest going to a doctor.