:why_melt: they killed the funny questions site again

I wanted something that reflected both playfulness and The Horny, two things that I strongly believe are inextricably linked. so I punned lewd with ludum, from ludum dare (latin: 'to give a game'), the game jam which I have actually never participated in. also I'm ace. a lot of people seem to think the dum is for dumb so idk how well the pun worked out lol

because you take the food of in put of out to eat

hmm hard question! usually more of a beep boop "person" but between the two... meow, I think?

no but I am playing the long game anyway (this is a reference to how it took me over a month to answer this)

eh I prefer coke myself

put me in a CD

CDs lewdum

I'm not

yes we live in it

now you're asking the real questions ◮

yes I do!

so true

:o I think it's pretty easy? I'm fond of entities who aren't afraid to be themselves but also aren't ashamed of being kind to others. something like that

you shall watch zoomer tiktak videos until you abandon this dimension

the boring answer is "remove gender from portuguese." remove number too, for that matter. I'd like to have transparent etymology as well but adding that to either PT or EN would require a massive overhaul I think. at this point I'm just reinventing japanese lol