omg I thought about it as soon as I saw it but I’m not a zine girlie I have the self control and attention span of a gnat as soon as I finish writing something I gotta post it AND IT’S GOTTA BE 20K WORDS LONG OR NOTHIN I GOTTA IMPROV THE LENGTH OR IT’S NOT GETTIN DONE (spot the contradiction hint it’s the attention span + 20k DON’T ASK ME HOW IT WORKS)