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amab nb zhong getting absolutely railed by transmasc childe has my brain in a deathgrip omfg
Hello! Do u have any ttli fic recs?
Zhongli has been avoiding Childe for the entire day. If Childe walks into the room and sits down, zhongli would get up and walk away. Childe thinking he’s done something wrong.
Zhongli’s just on his period. He’s in a bitch mood.
How do you feel about trans Zhongli x female Childe?
Tartali band au
Childe who’s a pop idol.
And then Zhongli.. who does death metal.
(Yummy)
OMGGG I LOVE THIS didn’t zhongli personally invite xinyan to perform for a funeral at some point too 😭 so he enjoys rock despite him seeming like a person that wouldn’t so it adds up…. childe comes across him one morning on social media and thinks he’s so pretty, later comes across one of his performances and plays it onlu to be Shocked when the most intense death metal fills his ears 😭😭 (zhongli has already been admiring ch from afar he thinks his music and shows are captivating)
Trans! Zhongli
It took a while for Zhongli to like his hair being long, shoulder length. So before that, when it was due for a haircut, Childe would always help shorten it down. Just cutting the ends short, little snips.
“How’s that?” Childe would ask after every haircut.
Zhongli would stare at himself in the mirror before smiling. “Perfect.”
zhong gets rly horny when hes in his first stages of pregnancy, hes insatiable, always cornering childe in their house, while on errands together, in northland bank, he even shamelessly leaves work early, covering the damp patch between his thighs as he leaves, hoping no one will notice if he pulls his front coat tails a little tighter around his legs
preg zl going back to his draconic instincts and making a nest of childes clothes 😌
gay gay homosexual gay tartali nsfw scenario my goblin brain bombarded me with at work; childe and zhongli work at the same office and zhongli edges/teases childe all day. mostly with glances, brushing his hand when they pass each other, bending down in front of him on purpose, explicit note passing, private emails throughout the day of what zhongli wants childe to do to him when they get home, whispers at the coffee cart, etc. at some point zhongli even "accidentally" fondles childe underneath the conference table. basically zhongli just tortures him LOL. childe eventually gets fed up (and horny), shoves zhongli into his cubicle office, locks the door, and fucks him silly against his desk until zhongli's cumming over and over again, all over childe's paper work. for all of zhongli's big talk, he sure does lose his words when childe 'punishes' him for his teasing.
OMG THISSS I LIKE THIS
zhongli acting all innocent and coy when he knows Exactly what he’s doing… i could see zhongli dropping his pen and makinf a Hugeee deal out of it to get childe’s attention as he’s bending over 😭😭
what if zhongli gets punished more for cumming all over ch’s paperwork 🤭🤭🤭 he’d probably enjoy whatever punishment ch gave LMAO
LOVE the idea of zhong being preggy with childes babies, theyd both be such good parents, even leading up to that point childe would always be showering his love with praise, love, gifts, telling him how good hes doing, comforting him on days where hes back and legs ache, massaging his lower back for him, making or ordering his favorite foods and cravings, when zl gets further along helping him bathe and do basic care when his belly starts to get too big to comfortably do it himself, making him laugh on some days where his mood isnt the greatest, playing with his belly and poking his navel when it starts to poke out, telling him horribly bad dad jokes, kissing him all over and expresses how excited he is to have a little/big family with zl
THIS IS SOO 🥹🥹🥹 literally so precious omg childe would do everything to make zhongli feel comfortable and cared for while he’s preggy and in turn zl would shower him with affection telling him how good of a husband he is and how good of a dad he’s gonna be 😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 they’d have tbe perfect little happy family
Have some aggressive positivity.
Ahem..
HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING NICE WEEK! (If you don’t. I’ll find you..)
MAKE SURE YOU DRINK MOTHERFUCKING WATER AND GETS LOTS OF FUCKING REST!
IF YOU EVER HAVE DAYS WHERE YOU DONT FEEL GOOD ENOUGH, TAKE THOSE THOUGHTS AND THROW THEM IN THE TRASH BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Motorcycle anon again.
Zhongli likes putting on Childe’s helmet because it smells like Childe.
(Okay I go now🥰)
(Oooh nooo. Imagine Zhongli and Childe in the deep dark on Minecraft..)
“Zhongli crouch!”
The other player is going full speed because the sounds of terrifying. It’s night time in his time zone, zhongli hates darkness with strange sounds.
“ZHONGLI CROUCH!”
“HE’S FUCKING RISING!”
Childe is crying, having to mute himself from laughing too much. He watched the Warden crawl out the ground.
“Zhongli crouch! Stop moving so much-“
‘Rex was killed.’
“IT SNIFFED ME???”
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