Sorry for the late response, I don’t check this inbox very often 😅 Trolls may not be at the front of my mind right now, but it’ll come back, and when it does, I’ll continue working on my fics. Until then, I thank everyone for their patience. ❤️

Hhhhhhngngnng I’m so glad you like it!!!! Thank you 🥹💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷

Oooo okay so while I love the “egg in hair” thing I personally headcanon that trolls birth them through whatever is between their legs. My pregnancy kink demands it.

I’m blushing, stahp…… I just write what interests me. It’s not always necessarily stuff that I’m into, but stuff that’s fun and fascinating to write, in a morbid sort of way. But usually I’m just super horny and write what turns me on lol

So I like to think that troll genitals are inside their body, tucked behind a slit until they’re aroused, and had I not started writing LPaLG before I nailed down this headcanon, I would’ve followed this rule. But as it stands, they’ve all got different situations going on between their legs in that fic lol. But my main headcanon is that they have concealed genitals.

All of them are nice and tight. They’ll squeeze your dick so hard it’ll pop like a balloon. You try and finger them and the bone snaps like a baby carrot. Nice and tight.

Of course you can! I may not always respond quickly but I’m always down to chat with fellow bzcest enthusiasts 😌❤️

You’re so sweet, thank you for thinking of me. I have been taking on a lot lately and admittedly it’s because I’m having a bit of a depressive episode and I’m doing this cool thing where I spend all my time on things that bring me instant gratification because I have zero (0) motivation to do literally anything else in my life. So while it’s not good that I’m loading my plate with projects, it’s because I’m focusing on doing things I enjoy. I never do things out of obligation lol, if I’m really happy about a project I put my whole pussy into it. Thank you again for checking in, I really appreciate it! ❤️

Imagine me doing the Will Smith pose as I present this

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53868199

Aaaaa I’ve been thinking about getting back into it but idk if I have the time or experience rn >_> maybe someday I’ll try it again, it’s been over 10 years since I’ve roleplayed lol

That is so EVIL how could you say such a thing (<- is actively nutting rn)

cracks my knuckles so hard they start glowing like glow sticks Oh you fucking know it.
I mentioned this before but I think Branch would genuinely go out of his way to make sure his brothers are as miserable during the experience as possible. Like, if Branch is doing something that feels good to him, but his brother is startng to enjoy it too, he’ll sacrifice his own pleasure just to cause his brother misery. He’s that dedicated to seeking retribution.
I have so much more to say about this aaaaaaa imma start a thread for it.

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Branch discovers that John Dory is HUNG for a young troll and he’s like “ohhh I can’t NOT fuck him…”

I’ll see if I can whip something up soon 😏

UGH YES he totally masturbates using his brother’s underwear he snatched out of the laundry bin too. Nasty little fucker.