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Miku :3 · 9 answers · 7mo

heterosexual (april fools)

absolutely not~! "Straight, straight, heterosexual, straight" would just never work!

i would NEVER be gay or break gender norms in ANY fashion. now excuse me, i am going to put on a beige suit, watch White House Down for the fiftieth time, and give my wife no affection whatsoever.

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