hes sad

Praise both ways

yesss whenever you guys WILLLL message me for whatever reason u want

shitty, falls off and hits his head (he needs vasya to help him)

Chatty, emotional, loyal, good natured yet kind of fake and doesn’t go into much detail about himself besides his hobbies and basic info

He’s had 2 short secret relationships with men before the army, and had a slight crush on a woman, he’s not a virgin but not very experienced either, though he claims to be

as many as u want :3

YESSIRRRRRR dima lesbian too

dmitry gets killed by a handsome older man👍

-dima forces vasily to be the little spoon sometimes
-dima makes pelmeni for vasily and is actually good at it
-dima tries to sneak up on vasily to jumpscare him/blow on the back of his neck, literally never works
-dima gets sick easily and vasily takes care of him
-dmitry is always the 2nd to wake up
-dima would try and teach vasily how to do a romantic dance, doesnt work
-dima would propose to him
-dima snores a lot and vasily smacks him awake until he stops

wishing he was making out with a man

It would be ok. Dmitry is fine marrying Polina but would always wish he didn’t. They’re best friends and would have married out of convenience. after marrying would drift away over the years out of fear of developing a one sided crush. By the time they’re old they’ll realized they love each other but its a bit too late

He’d enjoy it

HE WOULD NEVERRRRRR but it is a good excuse to touch Vasya

It would really irk him and he would be forever angry at Ogata. Dmitry likes Vasily's face, the scars wouldn't make him much less handsome to him, but Vasily beginning to cover most of his face with his bashlyk would irk Dima a lot as he liked Vasya's beard, but he'd begin to find it cute in a bit. As well as Vasily not being able to speak to him; Vasily already barely responded to Dima's yapping, now he literally can't or barely can!! Dima would ask Vasily to keep the hood away from his mouth as much as possible. If Vasya would ever agree to that, Dima would wipe his drool for free