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Maija
maija

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Rīga, Latvija 💪💪💪
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Scaredy Cat Bottom · 2d

mating press the maijer 😣

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 2d

Do you have a soul Maija?

yeah i think so
i could go into schizo shit about previous life and curses and stuff but i wont

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 2d

how does it feel to disappoint your parents one final time before you take the golden shot

i have never heard the term golden shot before and i'm not gonna bother looking it up. i always disappoint my parents. i'm used to it

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 2d

Can i fuck your ass next time you hang yourself?

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 2mo

What was the peace of Westphalia?

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 4mo

Does that bussy shart?

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 4mo

whats keeping you alive and makes you get up every single day

that i'm too retarded to succeed in any suicide attempts. i dont want to get up and i don't want to be alive

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 5mo

hello, i wanna have sex with you, how can i contact u? :33

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 5mo

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MATING PRESSED

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 8mo

okay so let's hypothetically say that you wake up in a room, an inescapable room, and you have to choose between being fucked in the ass by some ugly, disgusting, old, grandma-looking femoid with a strapon(no lube) !OR! a big, muscular, alpha male german shepherd(also no lube but you know how to get around that I'm sure).
Which would you choose?
Also the dog has aids.

Scaredy Cat Bottom · 8mo

How do I have sex with you?

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