i need to tell you about the danger of mint.

mint is the best thing in the world.

i was six when i drank my first mint tea and it changed my view on reality.

i started eating mint leaf, drinking mint tea everyday, consuming mint candy, sniffing aggressively everything with mint in it, and fantasazing about eating anything related to mint during classroom.

which made me fail school because i didn't pay attention AND because i ate the teacher's plant. i thought it was mint.

i tried to make them hear me out.

"i didn't mean it, the power of mint is just too powerful!" i said with my little kid voice.

but they refused to hear me out.

it's always about helping people with addictions, but when it comes to mint everyone is just telling you that "it's not that big of a deal" or "it's just mint" or even "please, stop entering your grandma's house to steal mint cough drops".

it was just a matter of time before i was totally crazy as shit just for mint.

one day, i noticed that someone smelt like mint at my school.

i was twelve.

i followed them home discretly, totally entranced by the MINT.

the person found me in their house and i had to act quickly, so i knocked them out with a baseball bat i found in their garage.

result: now i have random person in my cave and i can't help but sniff them because they smell like mint.

i bought three farms just to grow mint in every one of them, and the dead bodies of people who say that mint is overrated are my fertilizer.

don't get addicted to mint.

I REPEAT:

don't get addicted to mint.