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Anonymous Coward · 2y

i love manga reigen he has the kind of sadness in his eyes that you only ever see in 19th century russian paintings

i was gonna say russian reigen would deeply be a mood but then i realized that's basically just dimitri from the anastasia movie

Anonymous Coward · 2y

are u on team 'seri is def in good shape from all that terrorism' or team 'dude he literally sat around for 15 years he has a dad bod!!!!! sure, he could've picked up dumbbells or something at some point but that was like for 2 weeks and then he went straight back to gaming or roleplaying on forums or something!!!!!!!!!! you don't know him like i do!!!!!!' oh ha ha woops i got carried away writing that part. you get what i mean

CHUBBY SERI ALL THE WAY!!!! nobody in this series has abs except for teru and the body improvement club and Tsuchiya ok. even buff dimple's abs are just an illusion.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

(2/2) the forums would have 'factions' like claw and whatever union that wrinkly old guy reigen dropkicked belongs to and toichiro would be like an influencer there bcz almost everyone joins his faction and they would have a discord server (unlikely. in my mind this takes place in the 2000s or something) or some shit with role-locked channels planning out their next story arc and mob would be a lurker browsing the newest threads seeing reigen's weirdass rulebreaking oc and join in bcz funny rulebreaker :D

i'm so struck by the idea of claw having a discord server LMAOOOOO the utter chaos....... i feel like the mods would be hatori and minegishi because hatori is the only one who knows tech stuff and minegishi is The Token Youth who actually can't be arsed and keeps giving out warnings to people for no reason on purpose lol

Anonymous Coward · 2y

mp100 au where the entirety of the happenings in the show were just people roleplaying on a forum! "but anon, how would reigen fit in?" in order to join the forums you need to read 38 pages worth of wordlbuilding lore to ensure your character makes sense and fits in. reigen skipped all that and then he had no idea what the forum even did so he went "uhm actually my oc can conceal his aura and his powers are spiritual and he's hot" and it breaks all the rules but the mods for some reason allow it

that really is reigen's whole vibe at the end of the day, isn't it...... he rolls high on charisma and is possibly seducing the DM, it's hard to say. just how he lives his life

Anonymous Coward · 2y

okay. so. how old is reigen by the end of the series??? i swear he was 28 at THE START of the series, turned 29 in the separation arc, and turned 30 in the epilogue,but others say he was actually 27, then 28 and then 29 in the end??? what? what? what? what? what?

uh oh continuity... you're asking the wrong guy. i'm not on top of the contuinity of my own age LOL i think he ends at 29... but i have no proof. that's just what's in my head. i could be leading you astray lol

Anonymous Coward · 2y

ok so. are you aware of the current seasoning city roleplay scene? do u ever wonder when clark newman will show up. they have freddy fazbear and shadow the hedgehog but not clark newman???what even is the point!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

WHAT?????? there should be three clarks by now. there should specifically be an au of clark made of jello

Anonymous Coward · 2y

in fact, the kids would meet at the office specifically to argue about shit like fnaf lore and undertale easter eggs and serizawa, (a gamer) would join in which would make it all even worse, in true middle schooler fashion

serizawa dominates at fortnite and the kids think that's awesome. reigen is jealous so he learns the dances and the kids are like "that's lame, man, fortnite is so two weeks ago"

Anonymous Coward · 2y

hi, sorry for this but i think tome would be an avid mlp watcher and she'd get into serious arguments about it with takenaka. and with ritsu too. all the spirits and such kids would get into huge arguments about how cutiemarks work(i dont think the creators even know themselves) actually. and it'd be funny watching reigen try to break up the 'fights' like 'kids, even if it works in mysterious ways, your butt mark doesn't define you' and theyd yell at him. i mean, mob psycho does take place in 2012 afterall

reigen vc: your life is your own... you do not have to be tied down to the butt mark of your birth....... (everyone else: shut up old man)

Anonymous Coward · 2y

if its not to personal of a question, have you ever successfully become friends with an ex that you were friends with before dating? or what are your thoughts on it? or if thats too personal what do you think reigen would say about it?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

hbhsbhbsbxhbhxhebhxehbhcvrtrfgbehrh isn't it a little bit annoying when people mischaracterize reigen in the simplest ways? "reigen would commit tax fraud lol" NO HE WOULDNT!!!!!!!!!!! "reigen is bad with kids lmao" NO HE'S NOT HE'S DECENT!!!!!!!!!HES DECENT ENOUGHHH😭😭😭😭!!!!!!!! "he can't cook hah" HIS ENTIRE THING IS THAT HE'S a jack of all trades and a master of none!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MY BABYGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're so right!! What people don't understand is yes he's a loser but he's a COMPETENT loser!! His whole deal is that he has a variety of extremely niche skills mixed in with completely normal adult competencies that are somehow enough to wiggle out of any situation! He is the master of knowing just enough to get by and bullshitting the rest, truly an inspiration to all 30-year-olds everywhere. This is why he's the shishou of Serizawa and Mob, because they just want to get by in the world and somehow, paradoxically, that is exactly what Reigen is good at LMAO

Anonymous Coward · 2y

big fan of how serirei fans will come up with increasingly complicated AUS and situations just to get these two old men to kiss; anyways. serirei skyscraper window cleaner AU. no wait. serirei California coal miner AU. serirei storage wars AU. do you see my vision. it's like all those 2016-era undertale Aus but with middle aged gay dudes

i love extremely niche aus in general but something about serirei is truly made for it. like, it's a fake psychic conman with an actual psychic employee who is trying to adapt to being a normal member of society. they already live a niche fanfiction au. truly inspired.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

I went so long without hearing THAT Mariah Carey song this month but when I went out someone was blasting it from their phone; I broke my streak today :pensive: (altough, as an European it's barely an issue), anywho, what's ur longest (december only!!) streak without hearing THAT song? nya

Anonymous Coward · 2y

oh right remember when I came up with a mp100 school of rock AU like 2 years ago? I recently rewatched school of rock and it really is dead poets society but better; anywayssss I think I said it'd work as shinrei but it fits serirei way better?? like; the principal's awkwardness with others is so serizawa-coded and shinra as ned (dewey's (jack black) well behaved (???) roommate) is so fucking real; AND TOME AS THE BAND MANAGER KID? but thinking about it now dewey as reigen doesnt work THAT well bcz (1/2)

"(2/2) bcz reigen is not a lazy bum and if he got kicked out of his band he'd just get a job or something instead of sitting around at home all day answering phone calls??? lol but if we suspend our disbelief yeah dewey (jack black) is so reigen-coded; I think reigens the sort of guy to just pick up a eletric guitar one day and learn so!!! school of rock is god-tier! nya" -- GENIUS. I love it. Take it to the bank, boys.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

ive been thinking of big brother figure seri a lot lately, nya; with minegishi turning out to be 19, i just think hghghghdhhr4hrdhehehehqrnhrhjerjfcnrjerjnierjinerijeriewrur waves arms around dchnendejnewnjedjnedjnednjenjejnenjjneddjndej you get it right? he'd be such a good big bro figure!!!! even if the super 5 didnt get along i think minegishi really valued seri bcz like!!!! hes like!!!! nhdjwejwjwjnejr a big brother to them.... not quite fatherly but like!! HE LOOKED OUT FOR THEM AND SO DID THEY

minegishi being 19 makes him siding with serizawa against touichirou so much funnier... it has the vibe like if i did something cringe on twitter and one of my younger followers stepped forward like "it's ok... he's COOL cringe"

Anonymous Coward · 2y

I've noticed that transmascs love serizawa (me included :3) he's literally like a lighthouse for us; he's so real for that

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