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Tell us your Home Depot HQ headcanons.
futakuchi and aone both worked together at HD. futakuchi worked in the electrical department while he was in college and HATED it. aone worked in the hardware department and all the customers were too intimidated to ask him for help.
akaashi, kiyoko, yamaguchi, goshiki, and asahi are the kindest customers you will meet
suna and osamu get stoned before playing with the lumber carts at the back of the store. they are eventually told to stop by a poor associate who has had to put up with snos's shenanigans for the past month now
tsukki has a pro xtra ID because he uses a lot of the materials at his job to help build museum mounts/exhibitions/etc. WILL namedrop you to a manager if he thinks you're a shit employee.
ukai sr thinks he knows better than everyone who works there
sakusa also thinks he knows better than everyone who works there