it's like every time i remember you is the time you suddenly descend from the heavens to give your yearly two second speech to the crowds that have awaited for weeks to get a glimpse of such an event. so very mysterious..

unfortunately for them, aboyic retrospring hates a queer-filled world. not me though. i'm the straightest entity you'll ever come across. hashtag.. straight pride if you will... however you queer "people" say it..