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allister · 10mo

'explain your friend group'

ok so theres this guy and hes made of guano. btw dont mistake his multilingual jabberwocky for flow.
then theres this guy who tried to shave ur mom but it was tough cuz shes a horse. he likes chocolate.
THEN theres this guy who was raised by bears and a rusty chainsaw.

oh and uh mumutits too i guess. /j

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