this is being posted as i'm getting a lot of retrosprings lately

1) i'm just here to have fun. if ur question is not fun, i'm gonna ignore or simply block u
2) there IS such thing as a stupid question actually
3) if you want to be unblocked on twitter, you have to dm me your ao3 history
4) please don't ask me for fic recs, i don't read as regularly as i used to, you can check my bookmarks on ao3 because they are public! i also tweet about fic i read pretty regularly
5) "when are you gonna update [insert title here] fic?" literally not even god knows my updating schedule, let alone me
6) if you send me weird top/bottom asks i will psychically set your mind palace on fire
7) "do you have a link to this?" i never have a link to anything but i will post your ask in case someone else knows. but just to be clear, i will never know where something is, i am NOT a svt/verkwan archivist, just a passionate enjoyer of things
8) let's all smile everyone