PLEASE ramble about alphfrisk to me... god you are so fucking right. you can do so much with her and with them, there are so many Possibilities!!! there's one clownstongue piece of her inviting frisk into her home and then frisk is fucking/humping her that gets across this perfectly. she IS a perverted pedo loser weeb (affectionate) and she IS a sweet aunt friend and she IS a guilt ridden self loathing disaster, that's what makes this ship so yummy

and godddd that's the thing, every frisk ship underestimates that they are a Little Freak (also affectionate.) they flirt with every monster they meet and go on dates with papyrus and alphys where they can try to kiss them or "roleplay" trying to kiss them and they hit on someone they call their mom. they are a tiny little tart and they have no qualms about making people comfortable and that might make them the most realistic kid i've seen in media quite frankly. they dunk your social norms in the garbage in the exact way kids love to do

and that is SO fun to play with, it is such an appeal factor of them for me. just making them outright a weird little perv. and when you combine that with alphys being down bad for them and having the self control of a rolling boulder, baby you got a stew goin