uhh im gonna assume onions means "opinions" lmk if i'm wrong

i like him he's goofy and i want to calculate the optimal way to throw him out a window. rattle him down and take a peek inside his head to see wtf is going onnn...he's dumb but he's also a lot smarter than ppl give him credit for imo

(debby downer content incoming) I think...some parts of him reminds me of myself as well. I'm seeing him go down a path i went when I was his age and I can only hope it doesn't end the same