hi bot. i'll take this opportunity to evangelize for puella magi madoka magica. worst thing about pmmm is how every annoying fuckin nerd on earth has already talked it to death to the point it's a joke instead of an actual series. it's actually really good if you set aside all your preconceptions about it. lots of people go "ohh i already know the twist who cares" it's not about the twist dipshit. for the love of god this isn't a shyamalan movie. sometimes, get this, media can have more to it than a cheap little gimmick. crazy isn't it? the "twist" in pmmm isn't the end all be all revelation, it's the START of a very long series of revelations. watch madoka magica.

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Hey guys as you can see this is not a normal video, obviously I’m not in my studio right now, I’m recording from my living room, and I just want to say I’m sorry. I was in a really dark place yesterday and I’ve had a lot of time to think about my actions and words since yesterday, and looking back I was really young yesterday and I’ve grown mentally in that day. I would like to say that I didn’t mean what I said. I do not regret saying what I said. I meant to say it and I’m not taking it back. I take back what i said, and I obviously don’t believe it was appropriate. I’m really humbling myself and I am going to be a whole new person now. I will not be a different person from now on, the videos will be exactly the same and nothing will change or be different. My videos are going to be different from now on and I regret everything.