commit crimes that harm very few, but offend a lot of people (like punching the president pro tempore of the senate) then claim presidential immunity, in hopes of getting that ruling overturned. then resign, making sure my successor has as much difficulty as possible in governing.

make healthcare and post-secondary education free (i know that will never happen, but one can dream)

i would do my best to help any people and countries in need!

ban income tax

sell fentanyl