I'm literally not evil at all how am I evil.....(walks away rubbing hands together to go conspire)

how the Flip are you so SWEET bro let me put you in a jar and keep u on a shelf in a little terrarium

WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIG A LESBIAN IM NOT A FUCKING LESBIAN DO I LOOK LESBIAN TO. YOU

alright listen here. YOU RECCOMENDED ME CARDBOARD DONT ACT LIKE YOURE ANY BETTER ALSO IT DOES TASTE GOOD I CANT KEEP LYING TO PEOPLE