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Anonymous Coward · 4mo

Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns Of The Patriots

"Snake! The metal gear has turned solid in a mere four seconds! This will surely be a useful fun for the patriots!"

Anonymous Coward · 4mo

fat owl? fat fuck? awesome maybe?

Anonymous Coward · 7mo

meows at u nonstop

Anonymous Coward · 7mo

do you like pancakes or waffles better

Anonymous Coward · 7mo

DO YOU THINK BIG CHUNGUS IS FUNNY?

Anonymous Coward · 7mo

What is your favorite kind of owl?

Anonymous Coward · 7mo

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?

Idk, i don't know why they gotta front. I mean, what did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent? But, you know I'm yours, and I know you're mine. And that's for all time. And you know what? Ooh-wee-hoo I look just like Buddy Holly, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. And I don't care what they say about us anyway. I don't care about that.

Weezer

Anonymous Coward · 7mo

Do you like me!!

Anonymous Coward · 7mo

“engagement baiting”? More like “gay men ‘baiting”

Anonymous Coward · 7mo

do you want to suck fat raven titties

RevoNo9 · 7mo

can you do the thugshaker

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