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Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns Of The Patriots
"Snake! The metal gear has turned solid in a mere four seconds! This will surely be a useful fun for the patriots!"
fat owl? fat fuck? awesome maybe?
erm awesome sauce perchance
Blue,,bery
bwubewwy
big hooters when
Big hooters are here doofus
do it hoot
It screech actually
meows at u nonstop
crumples you up and throws you in the trash
why you so beak (fatass)
screech, scree even
do you like pancakes or waffles better
Waffles every day of the week, literally no competition
DO YOU THINK BIG CHUNGUS IS FUNNY?
big chungus fell off
What is your favorite kind of owl?
Barn owls duh. they're incredibly cute and silly
What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Idk, i don't know why they gotta front. I mean, what did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent? But, you know I'm yours, and I know you're mine. And that's for all time. And you know what? Ooh-wee-hoo I look just like Buddy Holly, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. And I don't care what they say about us anyway. I don't care about that.
Weezer
Do you like me!!
I have a feeling I know who this is so yes!!!
“engagement baiting”? More like “gay men ‘baiting”
fuck i've been caught
do you want to suck fat raven titties
arguably.... perchance........
can you do the thugshaker
i can knock a building down with how hard i can do the thug shaker
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