To the sigmas of Australia

To the sigmas of Australia,

I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping. Not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said, “there will be no fanum tax under the government I lead.” They’re capaholics. They’re also: yapaholics! They yap nonstop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag little bro. They tell us that they’re “locked in” on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under fourteen. If that becomes law, you can forgor 💀 all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he’s the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio. I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA’s Gyatts and Services Tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be a more goated Australia for a government with more aura.

-Skibidi.