I love my Daddy more than anything in the world! well… except maybe food, I think I love him about the same as I love food. He makes sure I never ever have to think or do a single thing, he always gets me what I want and more as soon as I want it, sometimes even before I KNOW I want it! Though what I mostly want is fast food and sex, so maybe he just knows how to read me…

He’s also to thank for soooo many of the special things I have in my life!! All the sponsorships, porn shoots, celebrity stuff I get to have fun with come from him!! I love a man with power, haha. Plus he’s probably the only reason I don’t live in a hospital. Idk what he does, I know he’s like, got all these magic abilities or whatever, but you should’ve seen me before I sold my soul to him! I was barely hanging together at HALF my weight!

Oh, maybe I shouldn’t have said the whole selling my soul thing out loud. Whatever!