that storebought food(all kinds)/drink(all kinds) cant be messed with by inflation(because why the fuck am i paying so much for an ice cream cup?)

All taxes go to me and my gaming addiction

No discrimination at all

silly saturdays: you must be silly and whimsical at least once every saturday or you're thrown in jail

yuri day like oomf.. I love Yuri

mandatory yuri appreciation day: a global holiday where everyone has to consume yuri content from manga to games and discuss their favorite ships. failure to participate? ur sentenced to watch every single episode of bloom into you on loop until u convert

everyone is gay

if u hate on shinji hirako ure publicly hanged

change legal currency to robux

death penalty for any sex related crime sorry Not sorry.

if someone makes an unfunny joke they are publicly executed

You must watch Harry Potter movies at any point or time that you’re eating.