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βœ§Λ–Β°. a forsaken message Β· 6mo

what are ur thoughts on null m4n4g3rs humping pillows (holds out microphone like i'm a reporter)

VERY HOT!!!!!! NO BECAUSE i look at you big, weird and wet .

immediately ones that come to mind for this are like. πŸ””(enjam!n) and 🧠(r!an). perhaps πŸ”₯(l!nt), too.

πŸ”” being the motherfucker who i would imagine gets off more from friction than penetration (don't ask; i imagine its like a tenga egg situation down there for cogs) so all he needs to do is set the mood, maybe put on some porno of sorts, and he just grinds on that pillow like no onea business. he also gets... loud when riding on that thang.

🧠 would because he gets so. sexually. frustrated. it's not even funny. like it would be like "tch! i don't need some intricate ritual of flesh to relieve myself!!!" then yiu catch him grinding on so many things; the pillow, the spine on the books, the office chair, the fucking carpeted floor. like he has no shame to cover up when he's alone he just needs it (the peanits) NOW.
β€” bonus: if someone found out about 🧠 being a desperate lil thang, i am certain if given permission, he would 100% grind his shit on someone's thigh. maybe someone's leg if the former's too much work.

lastly, πŸ”₯ because i feel like they tend to overheat a lot during sex / masturbation so it's much easier (and cooler) to grind when theyre in the mood. also this might just be me being a gay harlot but ... πŸ”₯ would wear a baggy band shirt just for the added arousal (🎸(raham) finds it so hot.) plus, i feel like they wouldn't just hump the pillow in a traditional way (being on top while having thr pillow in like? a tent shape?), πŸ”₯ would fuck that thing NASTY like i'm talking one hand behind their back while the pillows in the tent shape so it's like they're fucking doggystyle.
(also bonus (even if its slightly null related): πŸ”₯ would 100% use their strap to fuck a pillow doggystyle. it blows off steam and it's hot.)

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