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closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

what does “tietie “ mean ?

oh it’s chinese slang! 贴贴 literally means to stick together but colloquially/on the internet it has more the connotation of snuggling/cuddling. you’ll see it used with cute emojis or gifs of animals rubbing their faces together haha

in terms of how it’s related to haobin there was a bts video from the bp tomboy episode where hanbin goes up to hao and rubs their cheeks together lmao — here’s a link https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLY2hhwC/

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

Have you seen bn hand size difference in their latest moment!!!!!! It drives me crazy

YES 😦 bin’s palm is extremely broad..i could’ve sworn there wasn’t that much of a size difference but i don’t mind being corrected at allll

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

are you going to join the pathetic top fic fest ?

i would realllyyy like to!!! the deadline falls right around the time that i might be moving house though so i can’t make any promises yet <3

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

A couple of gay frogs,,, what if i say bn,, https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cm2Wbk4h7G7/?igsh=MTN4Nmg1MXMyYTc3eA==

SO TRUE BESTIE……the domesticity..,,,.,.if they weren’t idols theyd be frog and toad bundled in cozy sweaters drinking tea and telling each other they did well at the end of the day 🤕

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

Saturate just ate with their fics, like too good at it

ofc they do they’re phenomenal !!! you can go show them love personally if you’d like, they’re on twt @/saturatism 💖

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo
closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

How do u think bn’s first kiss went?

objectively a lil awkward but subjectively fantastic bc it was with hao hyung 😔

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

it was an old tumblr post i have no idea if they’re real (subjectively it’s funnier to believe this is a thing) where it’s like. a little sleeve garter belt. and the dick goes inside. for like. actors or in porn when they’re not supposed to fuck yet i guess

HHSH put the hanaconda in solitary confinement!! lock him up!!!! ⛓️🐍⛓️

i was curious earlier so i kept trying to search for thigh dick straps based on your other ask. i ended up finding strap ons that you can wear on your thigh (?) inch resting concept lol - sounds like a good recipe for neul getting off on thigh riding and bin getting blue-balled

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

thoughts on au where everything is the same but bin gives up and invests in those dick sleeves that strap dick to thigh

anon i think you might need to clarify this one lol. i tried googling to figure out what this might be and could only find dick extending products ??

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

outlining tips?

closeted fujo <3 · 8mo

what’s your favourites movies

everything everywhere all at once is def at the top of the list!! i’ve probably seen it 8 times atp and i still want to rewatch

i loved call my by your name a lot too but it’s hard to look at armie hammer now lol so i stick to the novel

closeted fujo <3 · 9mo

sorry to burst your bubble but all the zb1 members get waxed (or got most of their body hair lasered off before debut) because everytime we've seen them in shorts or seen their armpits i haven't seen even a speck of hair on any of them 😅 (and i think this is kind of the standard among kpop idols, both male and female)

haha dw my bubble isn’t burst! sure that’s the reality but come on let’s have some fun here!!

closeted fujo <3 · 9mo

https://x.com/obeluster/status/1766546335669318037?s=20 thinking abt how the pronunciation for princess in Korean and Chinese is basically the same 🚬

everyone act surprised when bin slips and says gongzhu instead of gongju. where could he have learned that from why would he need to learn that?? ig we’ll never know

closeted fujo <3 · 9mo

OH UR ONTO SMTH i know bin just yaps while neul gives him head... just praises and gasps and and and

exactly you get it!!! hao threatens to stop if bin can’t keep it down (he never actually stops)

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